Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave? Goodness, I have no idea what I’m doing.
IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO CLIFFHANGERS, GETTING YOUR HEART RIPPED OUT OF YOUR CHEST AND FEELING LIKE A BULLDOZER JUST PLOWED THROUGH YOUR STOMACH, THEN THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU.
Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch.
**WARNING: READ IN THE CONFINES OF YOUR OWN HOME DUE TO RANDOM OUTBURSTS OF LAUGHTER.
IF YOU LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS AND CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD, THEN PLEASE CONTINUE READING.
From USA Today Bestselling Author Meghan Quinn, comes a hilarious romantic comedy that will touch your heart and cause you to roar with laughter as you escape into Rosie Bloom’s attempt to write a romance novel.
I’m a virgin attempting to write a romance novel and I’m having an impossible time trying to write a passionate and swoon-worthy love scene worthy of being published, thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen, step outside my comfort zone, and gain some real life experience through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my “flower” is proving to be much tougher than expected… This is the story of my awkward, humiliating, and slightly terrifying life, but like all romance novels, I know it will end in a happily ever after.
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A young Jamie Fraser learns what it really means to become a man in this Outlander prequel novella.
But Jamie’s love life becomes infinitely more complicated—and dangerous—when fate brings the young men into the service of Dr.
One is an old Torah; the other is the doctor’s beautiful granddaughter, Rebekah, destined for an arranged marriage.
Praise for Diana Gabaldon’s Outlander series “Marvelous and fantastic adventures, romance, sex .
”—San Francisco Chronicle, on Outlander “History comes deliciously alive on the page.
”—The Arizona Republic, on Dragonfly in Amber “Triumphant .
”—Publishers Weekly, on Voyager “Unforgettable characters .
”—The Cincinnati Post, on Drums of Autumn “A grand adventure written on a canvas that probes the heart, weighs the soul and measures the human spirit across [centuries].
”—Booklist, on A Breath of Snow and Ashes “Features all the passion and swashbuckling that fans of this historical fantasy series have come to expect.
Both are nursing wounds; both have good reason to stay out of Scotland; and both are still virgins, despite several opportunities to remedy that deplorable situation with ladies of easy virtue.
Hasdi, a Jewish gentleman who hires them to escort two priceless treasures to Paris.
Both Jamie and Ian are instantly drawn to the bride-to-be—but they might be more cautious if they had any idea who they’re truly dealing with.
”—New York Daily News, on Outlander “Gabaldon is a born storyteller.
Her use of historical detail and a truly adult love story confirm Gabaldon as a superior writer.
”—CNN, on The Fiery Cross “The large scope of the novel allows Gabaldon to do what she does best, paint in exquisite detail the lives of her characters.
Featuring all the trademark suspense, adventure, and history of Diana Gabaldon’s #1 bestselling novels and the Starz original series, Virgins is now available for the first time as a standalone ebook.
Mourning the death of his father and gravely injured at the hands of the English, Jamie Fraser finds himself running with a band of mercenaries in the French countryside, where he reconnects with his old friend Ian Murray.
In Extra Virgin, Gabriele is a traditional Italian with a big heart, and Debi is an outgoing, brash New York City girl.
So flag these recipes, get sauce on them, let splashes of olive oil mark the pages—and invite Debi and Gabriele’s charisma and passion for cooking to spill into your kitchen.
Devi Mazar and Gabriele Corcos are ambassadors of contemporary Tuscan cooking.
Their sassy and playful exchanges illuminate what’s important in everyday life: good food and a lot of love.
Here, too, are Braised Artichokes softened in guanciale-infused oil, Breakfast Pizza, and Coffee Granita just as Italians make it.
Debi Mazar and Gabriele Corcos, hosts of the Cooking Channels’s hit show Extra Virgin, bring together food, family, and style in a celebration of the pleasures of the rustic Italian table with 120 recipes for simple yet exquisite meals that are accessible, full of fresh flavor, and easy to prepare.
Ranging from traditional antipasti and soups to their spin on entrees, pizzas, and desserts, recipes include Pecorino and Honey Dip, a sweet and salty way to start a meal; tangy, luscious Grilled Apricots with Goat Cheese Ricotta, inspired by wild Tuscan apricot trees; and Sausage and Beans, which offers hints of fennel in a Tuscan red sauce.
Brand new for 2017-2018, with Virgin Island photography and full color detailed anchorage charts, these guides have been indispensable companions for sailors and visitors to these islands since 1982.
This guide covers the Virgin Islands including all the U.
If you are sailing south to the Leewards we include a section on passages from the Virgins to the Leeward Islands.
Includes a free 17 x 27 inch color waterproof planning chart, with aerial photos of some of the anchorages.
John, Jost Van Dyke, Tortola, Virgin Gorda, Anegada and all the smaller islands in between.
Our guide includes: -Anchoring and mooring information and fees -Customs, immigration and National Parks regulations -Particulars on marina facilities and the amenities they offer -Water sports – where to go and where to rent equipment -Shore-side facilities, restaurants, beach bars, shops, provisions, Internet connections -Directory of goods and services after every island section now including websites and Facebook URLs Everything you will need to help make your vacation an enjoyable and memorable experience in a concise easy-to-use format.
Premium Privacy protection: filter your privacy form right side and left side, visible in front of 90 degree directly, provide clear viewing from front side with anti-spy coating it blocks views from the left and right side at about 45 Degree angle.
3D Tempered Glass Anti-Peep Privacy Screen Protector Curved Anti-Spy.
Made from environment-friendly materials, application kits can recycle to be used.
Optical anti-spy filter + 3D Touch compatible + 3D curve fit + Super anti-scratch + Oleophobic coating layer.
Real touch sensitivity for a natural feel that provides flawless touch screen accuracy, protect your screen from Scratches and Drops.
This is Non-Full Coverage, so it does not cover the entire screen, leaving reasonable edge space for your loved protective cases.
Your iPhone’s LCD screen is the window to its virtual soul; keep it clean, protected, and private with this privacy filter screen protector.
Bubble-free, hassle-free, simple and quick installation.
Note: Turn your device display brightness up, because this privacy cover will darken the image to prevent the peeking eyes near you.
Our No-Dark Version Privacy keeps your personal, private, and sensitive information hidden from strangers, anti-spy screen protector is only visible to persons directly face the screen, with anti-spy coating it blocks views from the left and right side at about 45 Degree angle.
* Our battery is sent out with little or no power, so please charge it for about 6 – 12 hours before using.
* Each battery comes with a special chip to protect your smart phone from over-heating, short-circuit, over charging or over discharging.
* Replace your existing smart phone battery with a stronger.
such as: Transmitting power level, Signal (distance between the phone and the base station),Network parameters defined by the operator.
* When using the battery, please notice that use up all the power of battery for the first three times before charging, and then take a full charge, thus the battery can be reached the optimum effect of using.
18W Adaptive Fast Home Charger 6ft Long MFI Cable Adapter Wall Travel AC Power Long Certified Data Cord [Black].
0 Adaptive Fast USB Charger is the latest design from our QC3.
USB port is the Quick Charge equipped with iSmart technology that can offer up to 2.
Simply plug in and the charger will automatically figure out what voltage to offer.
NOTE: Your device must support Fast Charging Feature for 75% faster charging.
0 technology, the Fonus wall charger offers blazing fast charging for QC3.
You can get 70% phone battery charged in as short as 30 minutes, while conventional charger can take up to an hour and half.
0 devices, the charger is also designed for non-QC devices like iPhone and iPad.
6ft Long MFI (Apple Certified) Lightning Cable is included.
As powerful as it can be, the charger is also loaded with all the necessary features to give you a 100% safe charging experience: durable casing to protect damages from outside, high temperature, high current and voltage surge protection to guard internal circuit.