Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave? Goodness, I have no idea what I’m doing.
IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO CLIFFHANGERS, GETTING YOUR HEART RIPPED OUT OF YOUR CHEST AND FEELING LIKE A BULLDOZER JUST PLOWED THROUGH YOUR STOMACH, THEN THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU.
Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch.
**WARNING: READ IN THE CONFINES OF YOUR OWN HOME DUE TO RANDOM OUTBURSTS OF LAUGHTER.
IF YOU LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS AND CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD, THEN PLEASE CONTINUE READING.
From USA Today Bestselling Author Meghan Quinn, comes a hilarious romantic comedy that will touch your heart and cause you to roar with laughter as you escape into Rosie Bloom’s attempt to write a romance novel.
I’m a virgin attempting to write a romance novel and I’m having an impossible time trying to write a passionate and swoon-worthy love scene worthy of being published, thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen, step outside my comfort zone, and gain some real life experience through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my “flower” is proving to be much tougher than expected… This is the story of my awkward, humiliating, and slightly terrifying life, but like all romance novels, I know it will end in a happily ever after.
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A young Jamie Fraser learns what it really means to become a man in this Outlander prequel novella.
But Jamie’s love life becomes infinitely more complicated—and dangerous—when fate brings the young men into the service of Dr.
One is an old Torah; the other is the doctor’s beautiful granddaughter, Rebekah, destined for an arranged marriage.
Praise for Diana Gabaldon’s Outlander series “Marvelous and fantastic adventures, romance, sex .
”—San Francisco Chronicle, on Outlander “History comes deliciously alive on the page.
”—The Arizona Republic, on Dragonfly in Amber “Triumphant .
”—Publishers Weekly, on Voyager “Unforgettable characters .
”—The Cincinnati Post, on Drums of Autumn “A grand adventure written on a canvas that probes the heart, weighs the soul and measures the human spirit across [centuries].
”—Booklist, on A Breath of Snow and Ashes “Features all the passion and swashbuckling that fans of this historical fantasy series have come to expect.
Both are nursing wounds; both have good reason to stay out of Scotland; and both are still virgins, despite several opportunities to remedy that deplorable situation with ladies of easy virtue.
Hasdi, a Jewish gentleman who hires them to escort two priceless treasures to Paris.
Both Jamie and Ian are instantly drawn to the bride-to-be—but they might be more cautious if they had any idea who they’re truly dealing with.
”—New York Daily News, on Outlander “Gabaldon is a born storyteller.
Her use of historical detail and a truly adult love story confirm Gabaldon as a superior writer.
”—CNN, on The Fiery Cross “The large scope of the novel allows Gabaldon to do what she does best, paint in exquisite detail the lives of her characters.
Featuring all the trademark suspense, adventure, and history of Diana Gabaldon’s #1 bestselling novels and the Starz original series, Virgins is now available for the first time as a standalone ebook.
Mourning the death of his father and gravely injured at the hands of the English, Jamie Fraser finds himself running with a band of mercenaries in the French countryside, where he reconnects with his old friend Ian Murray.
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They’re an unlikely pair at an elite East Coast boarding school (she’s Jewish; he’s Korean American) and hardly shy when it comes to their sexuality.
In the minds of their titillated classmates—particularly that of Bruce Bennett-Jones—the couple lives in a realm of pure, indulgent pleasure.
Aviva is a formerly bookish girl looking for liberation from an unhappy childhood; Seung is an enthusiastic dabbler in drugs and a covert rebel against his demanding immigrant parents.
With unflinching honesty and breathtaking prose, Pamela Erens brings a fresh voice to the tradition of the great boarding school novel.
The Virgins is the story of Aviva Rossner and Seung Jung’s erotic awakening at Auburn Academy re-imagined in richly detailed episodes by their classmate Bruce, a once-embittered voyeur, now repentant narrator, whose envy spurs the novel’s tragic end.
* A New York Times Editor’s Choice selection* A Chicago Tribune Editor’s Choice selection* A Best Book of 2013, The New Yorker* A Best Book of 2013, The New Republic* A Critics’ Choice selection for 2013, Salon* A Best Indie Title of 2013, Library Journal* One of Redbook’s “Top Ten Beach Reads of 2013″* One of O Magazine’s “Ten Titles to Pick Up Now,” August 2013* Featured in The Millions’s “Most-Anticipated” List 2013* A “This Week’s Hot Reads” selection, The Daily Beast* A Vanity Fair Hot Type selection* The Virgins was a finalist for the John Gardner Award* Publishers Weekly named The Virgins one of the best boarding school books of all timeIt’s 1979, and Aviva Rossner and Seung Jung are notorious at Auburn Academy.
But, as is often the case, their fabled relationship is more complicated than it seems: despite their lust and urgency, their virginity remains intact, and as they struggle to understand each other, the relationship spirals into disaster.
The Virgins is the story of Aviva and Seung’s descent into confusion and shame, as re-imagined in richly detailed episodes by their classmate Bruce, a once-embittered voyeur turned repentant narrator.