Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave? Goodness, I have no idea what I’m doing.
IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO CLIFFHANGERS, GETTING YOUR HEART RIPPED OUT OF YOUR CHEST AND FEELING LIKE A BULLDOZER JUST PLOWED THROUGH YOUR STOMACH, THEN THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU.
Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch.
**WARNING: READ IN THE CONFINES OF YOUR OWN HOME DUE TO RANDOM OUTBURSTS OF LAUGHTER.
IF YOU LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS AND CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD, THEN PLEASE CONTINUE READING.
From USA Today Bestselling Author Meghan Quinn, comes a hilarious romantic comedy that will touch your heart and cause you to roar with laughter as you escape into Rosie Bloom’s attempt to write a romance novel.
I’m a virgin attempting to write a romance novel and I’m having an impossible time trying to write a passionate and swoon-worthy love scene worthy of being published, thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen, step outside my comfort zone, and gain some real life experience through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my “flower” is proving to be much tougher than expected… This is the story of my awkward, humiliating, and slightly terrifying life, but like all romance novels, I know it will end in a happily ever after.
A mix-up at the sperm bank leaves her with a baby in her belly, but the father is none the wiser.
That is, until a little dark-haired woman shows up on his doorstep.
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All she wanted was a family of her own, so she decided to make that happen.
Ty was injured in a bull-riding accident, and now all he plans on doing is working on his ranch and keeping to himself.
When their paths cross, will Mary-Jane be able to reveal to Ty that he’s the father? Will Ty be able to keep Mary-Jane from running? Will there be a lot of steam in this book? You betcha!Warning: This pregnant virgin story is wonderfully ridiculous and just as sweet as it sounds.
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A young Jamie Fraser learns what it really means to become a man in this Outlander prequel novella.
But Jamie’s love life becomes infinitely more complicated—and dangerous—when fate brings the young men into the service of Dr.
One is an old Torah; the other is the doctor’s beautiful granddaughter, Rebekah, destined for an arranged marriage.
Praise for Diana Gabaldon’s Outlander series “Marvelous and fantastic adventures, romance, sex .
”—San Francisco Chronicle, on Outlander “History comes deliciously alive on the page.
”—The Arizona Republic, on Dragonfly in Amber “Triumphant .
”—Publishers Weekly, on Voyager “Unforgettable characters .
”—The Cincinnati Post, on Drums of Autumn “A grand adventure written on a canvas that probes the heart, weighs the soul and measures the human spirit across [centuries].
”—Booklist, on A Breath of Snow and Ashes “Features all the passion and swashbuckling that fans of this historical fantasy series have come to expect.
Both are nursing wounds; both have good reason to stay out of Scotland; and both are still virgins, despite several opportunities to remedy that deplorable situation with ladies of easy virtue.
Hasdi, a Jewish gentleman who hires them to escort two priceless treasures to Paris.
Both Jamie and Ian are instantly drawn to the bride-to-be—but they might be more cautious if they had any idea who they’re truly dealing with.
”—New York Daily News, on Outlander “Gabaldon is a born storyteller.
Her use of historical detail and a truly adult love story confirm Gabaldon as a superior writer.
”—CNN, on The Fiery Cross “The large scope of the novel allows Gabaldon to do what she does best, paint in exquisite detail the lives of her characters.
Featuring all the trademark suspense, adventure, and history of Diana Gabaldon’s #1 bestselling novels and the Starz original series, Virgins is now available for the first time as a standalone ebook.
Mourning the death of his father and gravely injured at the hands of the English, Jamie Fraser finds himself running with a band of mercenaries in the French countryside, where he reconnects with his old friend Ian Murray.
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